things i should keep to myself

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY

  Maybe you couldn’t tell from the title of this post, but IT’S MY BIRTHDAY. I’ve been alive for 27 whole birthdays now, and let…

On Exhaustion

Roses are red, violets are blue. I need more caffeine, how about you? Round and round and round I go, Where I’ll stop, no…

Sunburn Treatment for Dummies

Ahhhh summertime. The days of fresh-squeezed lemonade, running through the sprinklers with wild abandon, barbecues with family and friends and long hours of endless…

An Unorthodox Valentine’s Day

Nothing says “Happy Valentine’s Day!” quite like attempted murder. Or in my case: unwitting, accidental attempted murder. Now, before you start thinking I’m planning to…

A Dilemma

All right friends I need help making a decision. A very important decision. Probably the most important decision of my entire life. This could change…