Well we officially made it to Friday and all the angels in Heaven rejoiced. This week, my first full week back at work post-Colorado adventure (wait….wasn’t it the first full week back for everyone after the holidays? gosh I’m smart), was a tough one. Physically. As in my body revolted every single morning at the mere suggestion of waking up. In fact, my mornings have been going a little something like this:
5:30 – First alarm goes off. Yeah, that’s a hard no. Snooze.
5:45 – Nope, still not feeling it. Five more minutes.
5:50 – SHUT UP ALARM CLOCK DON’T YOU KNOW I AM SNOOZING I’LL GET UP WHEN I’M GOOD AND READY YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE.
5:55 – Andy’s alarm goes off. We have different alarm tones programmed and I have successfully trained my ear not to hear his. But unfortunately I have yet to learn how to tune him out when he grumbles “Babe, your alarm has been going off forever. Get. Out. Of. Bed.” And I definitely still haven’t learned how to ignore when he starts pushing me out from under the covers with his hairy man legs. Rude.
6:00 – I really should shower.
6:05 – But on second thought, I *did* just wash my hair yesterday, so it’s basically good as new…
6:10 – Zzzzzzzz…..
6:20 – Holy crap it’s 6:20? How the heck did it get to be so late?! Andy, why didn’t you wake me up????
The struggle is real, folks. Anyway, today instead of thinking real thoughts and writing real words I’ve collected an assortment of humorous images from the internet for your visual pleasure. Please enjoy.
—The Wife in Training